He drank because he had no money. He drank because he had no sex. He drank because he was lonely.Well, he drank because he was himself.
THE sky was unambiguously clear and the sun was on its full swing but inside him a thunder storm was cutting its own umbilical cord. A squeaking melody leaked from his rocking chair matching it’s to and fro motion. The back and forth movement resembled his swing between existence and burial. A low priced cigarette hung between his wrinkled lips and the smoke was forming a rainless cloud. He gazed outside the window towards the happy faces and blurted, “Sons of bitches.” It was his seventy-first birthday but there were neither gifts nor guests. And he certainly had ordered no pineapple cake. He received birthday kisses only from his whiskey and cigarettes.
Anyone could interpret his eyes; he was starving for a companion but nobody served him the dish of empathy. He was hiding his anguish from the happy faces but all his fabrication washed away each time he dripped in reality. “Grandpa why don’t you send your children to buy your groceries?” a young girl at the vegetable shop suggested. “I know your kind,” his thunder storm erupted, “You think you will always be this happy happy young girl?” “But grandpa…” “I ain’t your freaking grandpa. Just pack the rotten potatœs and give me my change.” The girl’s face turned sour as the lemons in her basket. But in no time, she was attending to another customer. “Do you want carrots madam? It’s just forty rupees per kilo—totally fresh.” The word ‘fresh’ bit his ear drums; he moved away from the shop. “Who dœs she think she is? I have plucked Cinderellas far younger and enhanced than her when I was young.” He tried to dissolve in the thick crowd of Asan market but the happy faces kept scanning him.
He returned home worn out. After a short nap he began slicing the potatœs. He didn’t wash them before slicing and it was intentional. He just dipped them in a bowl of fuzzy water for half of half a second and unleashed them on a greasy frying pan. He slowly chewed them one by one. Some of it got stuck in his fake front teeth but most made it through. His hands were too feeble to wash the dishes in cold water so he just left them unattended. And why did he have no hot water? Because his electricity was cut off last month as he could not pay the pending bills. It did not affect him that much; well, nothing really dœs. It was not like he owned a television or a radio so... (You know). Reading was his beloved hobby though. He had over ninety books in his collection. He had been collecting them since his youth.
He had spent so much time with those books that the books had thoroughly read him. The characters in those stories were his only friends now. In his youth, he had had some real friends too, who didn’t live in castles with dragons and unicorns. Some deserted him when he finished his money and some isolated him when death slay their time. Family was an awkward word in his dictionary. The only family he had was a son who lived in another city and a granddaughter who lived in another generation. Very few people knew his son was in a mental asylum in Dharan. He hadn’t met him for eleven years.
The last time his granddaughter came to visit him was seven years ago. Back then he had nearly stabbed her drunk boyfriend. “You’re the reason why dad’s in a madhouse you old man,” she had yelled. Those words still echœd in his nightmares every now and then. That was when whiskey came to help him but Mr Whiskey did not come alone. He came with Ms Bills. He drank everyday and the liquor stabbed his wallet. He drank because he had no money. He drank because he had no sex. He drank because he was lonely. Well, he drank because he was himself. It was only when asleep he didn’t touch the bottle. One not so fine a Wednesday, he discovered there was only two hundred rupees left in his bank account. He didn’t heave a sigh invoking God because the word ‘God’ was never present in any of his conversations. While young, he had once joked, “Do you expect us to believe those saucy thirty-year old nuns are virgins? Well, some might be virgins but they’re surely on the verge of committing sins.” He scavenged for anything worth selling in his rented apartment but there were only old books in his vault. He thought of calling his granddaughter but his ego slapped him hard. The choice was tough; he brought home a bottle of cheap whiskey with the last piece of currency. The shopkeeper said, “Here’s the whiskey. And here’s your change— ten rupees.” “Okay.” On his way back he saw an old man, roughly his own age, begging outside a shopping mall. The poor guy looked pale and weak. He was asking the happy faces for money. “Excuse me son, can you spare this old man a few coins? Excuse me madam, I haven’t eaten since yesterday morning. Excuse me…” What’s the difference between that beggar and me?He reached inside his pocket and took out the ten rupees. He placed it in the beggar’s hand. That’s the difference. He never had any guests over at his apartment so he never used to lock the front door. But that day he did. He locked it and put the keys inside his pocket. He kept whistling a song. “…the times, they are a changing…” He piled all his books together on the floor and sat over that pile as if it were a bed.
He took the bottle of whiskey and an ‘intentionally unwashed’ glass. The taste of that whiskey felt like a chill kiss on his lips (of one of his Cindrellas). He tried to gulp the whole thing in haste. Most of it fell over his clothes. He took a pause and stared hard at the bottle. He shook it. Almost half the bottle was empty. He looked beneath him. His right foot was on William Shakespeare and his left knee was on Emily Dickinson. May be his arse was on… (let’s not go there.) He spilled the remaining drink on the books. “Drink up Romeo. Drink up Othello. Drink up Frankenstein. You have been good friends to me.” He took another look at the bottle. There was barely a spoonful left. Drop by drop he rejoiced over the last sip inside his throat as a fat kid rejoices over hot chocolate. His old lips then splurged on a cigarette. He turned right and looked at a picture on the wall. It was of his son when he was just three. He gazed at it for a few seconds and blew a cloud of smoke. Everything around him was spinning. The next moment, he dropped the cigarette on the bed of books and cried, “Oh mother, take me home. The happy faces have no hearts. Sons of bitches. Sons of bitches.”